"Warning to Hockey Fans: NHL Urges Viewers to Stay Away. In a shocking move, the National Hockey League (NHL) has issued a public warning to fans, advising them not to watch hockey games. According to a statement, the league is taking this drastic measure in response to a growing concern over the long-term effects of watching the physically demanding sport. As fans eagerly await the start of the new season, the NHL's unusual warning has left many wondering if the league is trying to protect its players or its viewers from the potential health risks associated with watching high-speed collisions on ice."

"Don't watch hockey," says the NHL: Selley  National Post